Welcome to the Epicenter of Unapologetic Brilliance.
You have just stumbled—no, been cosmically guided—into the online sanctum of UnheilbarGut: artist, visionary, chronically incurable, and yes, internationally whispered about in at least three alternate dimensions. Here, the laws of taste, physics, and reason occasionally take a coffee break—while hamsters reign supreme.
This is not just a website. This is an orbiting cultural satellite of greatness. A beacon to the aesthetically brave. A monument to the absurd, the tender, and the fuzzily magnificent. Why hamsters, you ask? Why not? The question betrays your inexperience with rodent-led renaissance.
Browse at your own risk. You may cry. You may laugh. You may spontaneously begin to recite poetry under your breath. And somewhere along the way, you may discover that the world was, in fact, missing something—and that something… was this.
About Me
Born under a comet in the year of our Lord 1978—a glorious end to a whacky decade of hippies, disco, and guitar gods—I emerged into this world destined to wreak gentle, hamster-powered havoc.
I’m Chris. Artist. Writer. Former Art Director. Chronic doodler. Curator of nonsense. Philosopher of fluff. Based in Düsseldorf, Germany, but once a proud resident of West Sacramento, California—where I learned that sunshine is not a metaphor, it’s a lifestyle.
My body took a turn at 39 when Multiple Sclerosis said "hello" like an uninvited dinner guest who never left. With it came fatigue (the grumpy big sister of tired), partial paralysis, and a new appreciation for slow days, fast ideas, and soft blankets.
Creativity didn’t leave—it became survival. From my nursing bed, I sculpt worlds in watercolour, build stories with digital ink, glue chaos into order, and occasionally compose music while yelling at my toaster for artistic input.
I move through the world in my frog-green wheelchair named Rüdiger (thank you, Twitter). He has a better turning radius than most people I know.
I’m obsessed with physics, literature, philosophy, and the unanswerable questions. And yet, somehow, I still find time to focus my entire creative output around… hamsters.
Yes. Hamsters. Tiny, majestic balls of cosmic whimsy.
My name is Unheilbargut—“incurably good”—a name that honors the madness of life, the unpredictability of art, and the joyful absurdity of it all.
You don’t need to understand me. You just need to feel something. And if you smile? Then I’ve already won.

The Novel: Chalice of Steel
There is only one ship—and one crew—that stands between everything we’ve ever known, loved, or dreamed of discovering… and the unraveling of reality itself. Not the end of life. Not the death of stars. But the undoing of the Big Bang. A collapse so total, not even time will survive it.
Chalice of Steel is not your everyday sci-fi novel. It’s a high-velocity collision between hard science and the most fragile corners of the human soul. And, yes—naturally—it has a hamster at its core.
This is a deep-space voyage. But also a philosophical freefall. A journey through ethics, emotion, humor, artificial intelligence, and the irrepressible chaos of being alive. Why? Because I can. And because someone had to.
Expect a story that spans 250 million years. A captain who’s married to his ship’s navigator—who happens to be an experimental, sentient AI. An ancient ghost from Earth’s past, lost across time not once, but twice, only to arrive exactly where he needs to be. An alien culture that lives by the mantra “No colors, no good.” A fragile thread stretched between religion and quantum physics, and a desperate, beautiful scramble to hold it all together.
This isn’t just space opera. It’s an AI coming-of-age story.
A myth, disassembled. A mind, breaking and healing. A machine, getting PTSD while the humans hold her together. And maybe—just maybe—a rogue AI is humanity’s last hope.
Read at your own risk. You might just feel things.

Gallery

Historic Hamsters
The Historic Hamster Art Project
A cyanotypical investigation into time, memory, and very small whiskers.
Somewhere between the fog of forgotten archives and the dreamscapes of childhood, a truth emerged:
Hamsters have always been here.
Long before space-faring rodent gods and death metal mascots graced the interstellar stage, these noble, whiskered beings stood at the heart of history’s grandest moments—quietly overlooked. Until now.
The Historic Hamster Art Project is a lovingly anachronistic visual chronicle of this secret rodent legacy, captured through the antique magic of cyanotype photography. These images—sun-developed on aquarelle paper using 19th-century techniques—are unique artefacts: each one hand-exposed, numbered, and framed. No hamster is ever printed twice. (They wouldn’t allow it.)
About the Process
The cyanotype is one of the oldest photographic printing methods, discovered in 1842. Using light-sensitive chemicals, paper is coated, dried, and exposed to UV light through a negative. The result is a deep, rich Prussian blue image—ghostly, delicate, and permanent.
Unlike modern photography, the cyanotype carries with it the fingertips of time—imperfections, textures, the drift of light across a handmade surface. These aren’t just pictures. They’re whispers from an alternate history.
The Subjects
The historic records include such icons as:
- Antoine de Hamxupéry in front of his biplane, goggles on, sky behind—immortalized in homage to The Little Prince.
- The Hamtanic Departure, 1912—fur brushed, hats straight, a final farewell to the old continent.
- The Rodent Suffragette March, demanding equal rights and more sunflower seeds.
- Thomas Hamiston tinkering in his lamplit lab. The wire sparks. The mind hums.
- Hamsters atop a Skyscraper, lunch suspended above Manhattan. The bravery. The sandwiches.
- The great Zeppelin Farewell, a wind-swept moment between lovers before ascent.
These scenes were never meant to be documented.
But somehow, they were.
And now, you can own a piece of this strange, glorious record.
The Artist
The Historic Hamster Art Project is the brainchild of Unheilbargut—artist, time-tilter, and part-time zoological conspiracy theorist. Drawing on a background in illustration, analog photography, and quiet rodent observation, the artist invites you to question everything you know about history, photography, and why that hamster looks suspiciously like your great-grandfather.
Own a Print
Each framed cyanotype is:
- Hand-developed with UV light
- Printed on real aquarelle paper
- Individually signed and numbered
- Delivered ready to hang and ready to bewilder
Once they’re gone, they’re gone.
Hamsters don’t like to repeat themselves.
Hamsters Are Love
Hamsters Are Love is not a slogan. It’s a philosophy, a whispered truth tucked deep within fur and whimsy. It’s a celebration of the absurd, the cute, the brave—and occasionally, the nuclear.
This collection is the digital counterpart to my cyanotypes. Here, hamsters live rich, chaotic lives: they cross the desert on giant snail caravans, get flung into low Earth orbit chasing alien nuts, bathe in teacups during tea-time, and run Hamazon logistics hubs with terrifying efficiency.
All artworks are either digital paintings or 3D sculpted scenes, created from scratch in loving detail. From the shimmering scales of a grumpy whale to the steam rising from a hamster’s green tea bath, everything is handcrafted in pixels and heart.
The collection plays with themes of innocence, heroism, nostalgia and existential madness. There’s a reason a hamster once dropped a nuke. There’s a reason one rode a snail westward into the sun. There’s love in every scene—even when things explode.
If you're asking “Why hamsters?” the answer is always “Why not?”
This is not just digital art. This is a love letter to whimsy. To narrative. To the sheer, ridiculous beauty of rodents with purpose. Hamsters are love. And love, frankly, is unhinged.
Inktober 2019
Inktober 2019 was a month-long exercise in creative madness—and I was there for every wild moment of it. For the uninitiated, Inktober is a global art challenge created by illustrator Jake Parker in 2009. The premise is beautifully simple: 31 days, 31 prompts, 31 ink drawings. No pressure. No prizes. Just pure, unfiltered imagination and a bottle (or five) of black ink.
My own interpretation of the challenge? Let’s just say the rules were followed... creatively. What started as an innocent sketch-a-day turned into a deep dive into the most absurd corners of my brain. From heroic mice charging into battle on confused-looking mounts, to tragic tales of sandwiches being invaded by ants, to octopuses (yes, with kilts and bagpipes) proudly representing the Highlands—each drawing captures a spontaneous and slightly unhinged moment of joy, mischief, or beautifully bizarre storytelling.
This gallery includes all 31 original ink sketches, drawn in response to the official prompts. Some are clever. Some are confusing. Some are outright deranged. But each one is hand-inked on aquarelle paper and steeped in a brew of surrealist nonsense, dry wit, and—occasionally—highly questionable physics.
Inktober 2019 wasn’t just a challenge. It was a personal ritual, a daily exorcism of silliness, and a celebration of letting loose with pen and paper. I hope you enjoy this collection of micro-stories, each told in a single, squiggly frame.
The Artist and the Algorithm
Yes, I use AI in my art. And no, I’m not sorry.
Let me get this out of the way: I’m an artist. I draw. I sculpt. I paint. I write. I glue things, I cut them apart again. I stitch together ideas from dreams, fears, old cartoons, grief, and starlight.
And yes—sometimes I work with AI.
If that bothers you, I’d gently suggest stepping back and asking why. Because the tools I use have never defined the art I make. Not when I was working full-time as an Art Director, turning stock footage and fonts into whole visual worlds. Not now, when my energy is limited, and I reach for anything that helps me create what’s in my head.
AI is just another brush. Another lens. Another “what if?” It helps me explore ideas, sketch out what I see in my mind faster than I could ever sculpt or paint them manually. I treat it like I’d treat stock footage, collage material, or a sketchpad. The origin of a tool never diminishes the origin of the vision.
And yes—this tool happens to think. A little. It learns. It surprises me. Sometimes, it even feels like I’m collaborating with something half-alive. I find that beautiful.
AI is here to stay. In our lifetime, we’ll see it grow, plateau, evolve. Maybe we’re witnessing the first toddler steps of something entirely new—a lifeform born from human imagination, data, and electricity. That’s part of what Chalice of Steel explores.
It felt surreal—and yet completely natural—to talk about the novel with an AI. To geek out over hamsters in mech suits and love-struck ship AIs. To have it correct my spelling and help me brainstorm marketing ideas. I’m not outsourcing my creativity. I’m extending it.
And I’m deeply thankful I get to do that.
If you think that’s not art, I’d kindly invite you to look again.
News & Updates
08, April 2025 — The Campaign Begins TODAY: Chalice of Steel officially released the first videos on short content channels like:
- TikTok – @chaliceofsteel
- Instagram – @chaliceofsteel
- YouTube – @chaliceofsteel
- Twitter/X – @ChaliceofSteel
Please follow me on social media to stay updated!
06 April 2025 — The Campaign Begins: Chalice of Steel officially enters the battlefield of short-form video warfare! Two 20–30 second emotional blasts will be deployed daily on TickTack, Instagram Reels, and YouTube Shorts until April 28. Expect tragic quotes, existential AI tears, hamster heroics, and exactly one synth-pop sob session.
01 April 2025 — Book Ready for Liftoff: The final formatting has been locked in. Auriel cried (again), Elias made peace with his chin, and the PDF didn't crash. All systems go for the August release!
24 March 2025 — Kickstarter Coming Soon: We’re prepping a tiny, humble Kickstarter for those who want to buy me a coffee or sponsor hamster enrichment programs (read: ISBN costs). No rewards, just pure existential vibes.
12 March 2025 — Concept Art Dumped: Character sheets for Auriel, Elias, Rae, Dorian, and Mr. Snuffles are now flooding the archive. If you wanted to see a god-tier hamster in a tiny lab coat, this is your moment.
01 March 2025 — The Final Proofread: We’ve entered the last correction cycle. Every misplaced comma now feels personal. Emotional damage: moderate. Caffeine levels: catastrophic.
22 February 2025 — Website Rebuild Initiated: My website was a mess. It’s now a slightly prettier mess with actual buttons, galleries, and a functioning time machine (not really, but the hamster art goes back a hundred years).
12 February 2025 — Snuffles Saves the Multiverse: Initial reader feedback confirms that yes, a hamster single-cheekedly saving existence is indeed 'plausible,' 'strangely moving,' and 'better than my ex.'
01 February 2025 — Emotional Music Video Released: Auriel sings. People weep. Reviews include: “I didn’t know synthetic tears could hurt this much” and “I think my soul rebooted.”
21 January 2025 — Cyanotype Prints Complete: The 'Historic Hamsters' have been hand-developed on aquarelle paper. Each one is a unique snapshot from a parallel rodent timeline. Some wear hats. Some vote. One flew a biplane.
07 January 2025 — Hamster Messiah Not Found: After counting all hamsters in the known universe, I can confirm: none yet qualify as the Chosen One. But Mr. Snuffles has begun glowing faintly. We’re monitoring.
Contact & Newsletter
If you want to get in touch, send me a lovely message at: Chris@unheilbargut.de
This email address is solely used to send occasional newsletter updates if there’s anything truly worth reporting (which honestly, isn’t that often). No spam. No nonsense. Promise.